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Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two


Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.

collegehumor:

Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two

Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.

The Problem With Time Travel

collegehumor:

I: Italy, 1474 AD

Me: Wow, Leonardo Da Vinci!

Leonardo Da Vinci: Yes, it is I.

Me: You rule! I come from the future, and in my time, you are known as a majestic artist!

Leonardo Da Vinci: Amazing! Tell me, what’s my greatest accomplishment?

Me: …

Leonardo Da Vinci: Are you serious, kid?

Me: The…statue. The naked one.

Leonardo Da Vinci: Yeah, that narrows it down. Prick.

Me: I liked you better as a ninja-turtle.

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Tumblr! It’s a Living Organism!
losing

finished the book of face and placed on the shelf of “what a waste of my time”.