Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
I: Italy, 1474 AD
Me: Wow, Leonardo Da Vinci!
Leonardo Da Vinci: Yes, it is I.
Me: You rule! I come from the future, and in my time, you are known as a majestic artist!
Leonardo Da Vinci: Amazing! Tell me, what’s my greatest accomplishment?
Leonardo Da Vinci: Are you serious, kid?
Me: The…statue. The naked one.
Leonardo Da Vinci: Yeah, that narrows it down. Prick.
Me: I liked you better as a ninja-turtle.